You pay for to prowl the gardens at night at your swanky crib to disembowl any intruder that tries getting in, only to see on the security cameras that they let the burglars in after a quick round of fetch and a belly-rub. Just can’t find good help anymore, can you?
Often times the animal in question comes in one of two flavors. The first is that the animal tried being a vicious guard animal, but is physically incapable of accomplishing this, like a chihuahua or a Pomeranian or a pet rock. The second kind (the more popular kind because it is more hilarious) is often an animal that should be intimidating – like a rabid wolf-hybrid Doberman, a Bengal tiger or a …
